Comedy

the government usually makes laws that you cant argue with. But in some states there are laws that don't even have a reason for being there. And others it is just common knowledge of what to do in that situation. Some of the no apparent reason laws are that it is illegal to put an ice cream cone in your back pocket on a sunday. ok fisrt of all who in the world would do that. Another no apparent re...

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I will no longer say racist jokes because racism is a crime and crime is for black people

Father: hey son did you hear that Oboma is going to take down the statue of liberty?

Son: NO i didn't

Father: ya he's replacing it with Aunt Jamima

Q: why couldnt hellen keller drive
A: because she's a woman

What's in Obama's wallet?...

Your change!

What is the difference between Obama and Osama?

BS

ME: Did u hear that they are making Obama tree ortaments?
HIM: No I didnt
ME: Ya everyone wants to hang him from their tree

Q: What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?

A: Last years Hide and Go Seek Champion!

TEXAS
A man traveling through Texas decides to stop at a bar and grill
He’s heard how large the food portions are and sits down and orders a beer and a steak.
The waiter brings him a large pitcher of beer.
MAN: “Boy, this is pretty big. I just wanted a regular size beer.”
WAITER: “That IS a regular size beer”
He was then delivered his steak, on a...

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One day Bob finally decided that 10 kids was enough so he went to his doctor in Alabama to see what is doctor could do from stopping him from having anymore kids. His doctor said well Bob take a cherry bomb put it in your right hand and count to 10 on your fingers. Bob wasnt so sure about this so he went to a doctor up north in Washington. He asked the doctor what do I do I have 10 kids and I dont...

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