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| | | | READ THIS | Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:32 am by Tommy | I will no longer say racist jokes because racism is a crime and crime is for black people
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| guys only(2) | Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:20 am by SQUID287 | Q: why couldnt hellen keller drive
A: because she's a woman
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| obama joke | Thu May 14, 2009 1:32 am by doomed4life | What's in Obama's wallet?...
Your change!
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| Obama jokes | Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:44 am by Tommy | What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
BS
ME: Did u hear that they are making Obama tree ortaments?
HIM: No I didnt
ME: Ya everyone wants to hang him from their tree
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| hide and seak | Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:37 pm by doomed4life | Q: What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?
A: Last years Hide and Go Seek Champion!
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| Redneck Joke | Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:28 pm by doomed4life | TEXAS
A man traveling through Texas decides to stop at a bar and grill
He’s heard how large the food portions are and sits down and orders a beer and a steak.
The waiter brings him a large pitcher of beer.
MAN: “Boy, this is pretty big. I just wanted a regular size beer.”
WAITER: “That IS a regular size beer”
He was then delivered his steak, on a...
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| no more kids | Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:27 pm by doomed4life | One day Bob finally decided that 10 kids was enough so he went to his doctor in Alabama to see what is doctor could do from stopping him from having anymore kids. His doctor said well Bob take a cherry bomb put it in your right hand and count to 10 on your fingers. Bob wasnt so sure about this so he went to a doctor up north in Washington. He asked the doctor what do I do I have 10 kids and I dont...
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| Redneck and FBI | Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:25 pm by doomed4life | One day this redneck called the FBI on his
neighbor, Billy-Bob, and told them that he
was hiding drugs in the wood that was in
Billy-Bobs back yard. Well the next day the
FBI came to Billy-Bobs house and started to
chop up all of his wood. When they didnt find
anything they apoligized and left.
The redneck then called his neighbor,Billy-Bob,
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| grenade joke | Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:14 pm by doomed4life | What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back!
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