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PostSubject: Philosoraptor's unique wisdom... post #1   Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:34 pm

If a tree falls on a women, and no one is around to hear it, then what the hell is a tree doing in the kitchen!?!?!?

Can one simply WALK into Mordor?

If time gets frozen, then reactivated, then how long was it frozen?

If camera lenses are round, then how come pictures turn out rectangular?

Why is it called the Common Cold, when it's a different virus each time?

If the Early Bird gets the worm, doesn't the Early Worm get eaten?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

If it's called Final Fantasy, why are there 14 of them?

If the opposite of Pro is Con, is the opposite of Progress Congress?

If birds of a feather flock together, then why do opposites attract?

If there is an Earthquake on Mars, is it called a Marsquake?

Why do they sterilize needles used for Lethal injections?

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