there were three workers, a Mexican, an Englishman, and a blond.
they were on their lunch break and they were sitting on a 20 story building.
the Mexican opened his lunch and said"burrito again, if i ever get a burrito for lunch again i'll jump off this building"
then the Englishman opened his lunch and said"marmalade again, if i get marmalade again i'm jumping off too"
then the blond opened his lunch and said"belognie again, if i get belognie again i'm jumping off too"
so the next day they all had the same thing and jumped to their death. at their funeral the wife of the mexican said"i didn't know he didn't like burrito's if he had told me i would have made him something else"
then the englishmans wife said"i didn't know he hated marmalade so much, if he had told me i would have made him something else"
then everybody turned to the blonds wife
"don't look at me, he makes his own lunch"
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