Comedy

If a tree falls on a women, and no one is around to hear it, then what the hell is a tree doing in the kitchen!?!?!?

Can one simply WALK into Mordor?

If time gets frozen, then reactivated, then how long was it frozen?

If camera lenses are round, then how come pictures turn out rectangular?

Why is it called the Common Cold, when it's a different virus each time?

If the Early Bird gets the …

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what's long and black?
The welfare line!

what do u call 3 mexicans, 1 chinese, and 3 blacks?
A sprinkler (spick, spick, spick, chunk, nigga, nigga, nigga)

How do u know if u've been robbed by a mexican?
ur dogs pregnant and ur bikes gone.

what do u do if theres a black guy bleeding on ur lawn?
stop laughing, reload, and shoot again.

y did hitler kill himself?
cuz he couldnt pay the gas bill

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Funniest joke, saying, random words, ect.
It has to make me laugh outloud and I'l tell you if it did. Just so you know not very many things make me laugh.
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Did you hear about the Southern Baptist who was in the habit of sneaking to the race track to bet on the horses?
Free Christian Jokes

One day he was losing badly when he saw a priest step onto the track, walk up to line-up and bless one of the horses on the forehead. The horse was a long shot, but the Southern Baptist thought, "With the priest's blessing, surely this horse will …

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Chuck Norris Invented Black. In fact, he invented every visible color, except for pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris keeps his ID on the bottom of his right foot. Nobody ever asks him for his ID anymore.

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.

Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapon with two pieces of wood connected by a chain was called a NunBarry.

In an average living room, there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.